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The seas roared as the boats were riding along the shore. Poseidon was angry, why was he angry, because the fisher Mark Wahlberg the fisherman not the actor, was killing all the fish with a cattle prod. Why was he killing them with a cattle prod, because he’s Mark Wahlberg the fisherman not the actor and he can do whatever he wants. Mark Wahlberg the Fisherman not the actor wanted to give up fishing because he was not afraid but intimidated that Poseidon would try to kill him. So he went into making jokes. His new nickname was Mark Wahlberg the comedian not the actor. His first show was at the comedy club. His opening joke was “What do you call a god on a diet?” “A diety!” Everyone laughed except the gods! They were mortified. Then lightning bolts started to hit the comedy club! Mark Wahlberg the comedian not the actor knew what was happening. The gods were mad. Zeus was the angriest of all because he was the god of gods. Then Zeus called upon all the gods to assist him. Then he threw a lightning bolt at Mark Wahlberg the comedian not the actor. But then Mark Wahlberg the comedian not the actor turned into Mark Wahlberg the superhero not the actor! How? Zeus threw his give a person superpowers bolt instead of a lightning bolt on accident. Zeus was furious so he went down to earth from the heavens to finish him. Mark Wahlberg the superhero not the actor knew he was coming so he trained and trained till he came. When Zeus came, Mark Wahlberg the superhero not the actor was ready. They fought for days, weeks, even months. Until Zeus said, “I give up!” So then Zeus bestowed hos powers onto Mark Wahlberg the superhero not the actor and he finally became Mark Wahlberg the god not the actor and he ruled all of Olympus and the World!